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One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly
I drank too much and smarged myself
smarged by Aopoop December 14, 2013
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Smargledanger 

While playing cards against humanity, after playing a card, you then draw what would have been the perfect card for that hand. (smar-gull-dang-er)
“Ah crap! I just drew a Smargledanger!!”
Smargledanger by Kg114 February 18, 2018
Nonsense word, interjected during quiet but not necessarily awkward moments. Used among friends affectionately. Derived from smaggle.
Smargle, smargle, smargle.
smargle by Mika Talley January 11, 2008

Smargles 

Adapted from the Harry Potter character Luna Lovegood’s nargles, a smargle is the addition of a smurf to the minx mix.

A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.
“Did you just give a Smurf a BJ?” Looking in the mirror, I saw the blue frosting surrounding my mouth with suspicious dots leading down my chin. F$@king smargles!
Smargles by Tainted romance March 27, 2019

shargled 

Meaning: breath smells like they've been gargling faeces / shit, bad smelling breath.
Oh man your breath stinks like you've just shargled, has someone had a dump in your mouth?
shargled by tttgirls January 15, 2016

Shmargled 

Man’s was shmargled last night