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smaitch

He shit his pants while a fine honey was grindin' on him, smaitch smaitch
by Mega Dad March 11, 2018
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Smitch

Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare
There are smitch girls in this party :(
by Original-Goose October 8, 2019
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Smatchmo

from the animated series "Home Movies", season four, episode called "Honkey Magoo"; Jason wants to call the lost dog "Smatchmo the trumpeteer"; alluding to "Satchmo" aka Louis Armstrong, a famous Jazz trumpeter.
"I want to name him Smatchmo the trumpeteer."
by Billye May 28, 2008
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smitchy

More than a snitch = a smitch. Excessive snitching, or threats to snitch would make one smitchy...
Smitch: Dude you're watching a baseball game when you're supposed to writing a proposal for Cysco.

Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..

Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.

Dude: Quit being smitchy...
by Polar Extreme May 13, 2010
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smitch

one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"
by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021
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The Smitch

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!
by Chris337 December 16, 2008
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samitch

Something you eat that has 2 peices of bread with any other type of food product or byproduct inbetween the bread. This term is only used like this when currently eating what is normally known as a sandwich, and your mouth is to full to pronounce it properly.
"Yoooo mummm, dis samitch iss soooo mmmmm gooood mmmmm"
by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003
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