smaitch 

The incorrect way to pronounce "smh"

He shit his pants while a fine honey was grindin' on him, smaitch smaitch

smaitch by Mega Dad March 11, 2018

Smitch 

Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare

There are smitch girls in this party :(

Smitch by Original-Goose October 8, 2019

Smatchmo 

from the animated series "Home Movies", season four, episode called "Honkey Magoo"; Jason wants to call the lost dog "Smatchmo the trumpeteer"; alluding to "Satchmo" aka Louis Armstrong, a famous Jazz trumpeter.

"I want to name him Smatchmo the trumpeteer."

Smatchmo by Billye May 28, 2008

smitchy

More than a snitch = a smitch. Excessive snitching, or threats to snitch would make one smitchy...

Smitch: Dude you're watching a baseball game when you're supposed to writing a proposal for Cysco.

Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..

Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.

Dude: Quit being smitchy...

smitchy by Polar Extreme May 13, 2010

smitch 

Thinking about or sleeping on an idea

one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"

smitch by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021

The Smitch 

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.

You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!

The Smitch by Chris337 December 16, 2008

samitch 

Something you eat that has 2 peices of bread with any other type of food product or byproduct inbetween the bread. This term is only used like this when currently eating what is normally known as a sandwich, and your mouth is to full to pronounce it properly.

"Yoooo mummm, dis samitch iss soooo mmmmm gooood mmmmm"

samitch by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003