smatch

to choke with male juices or gizz

Don't make me smatch you

by Drew Tufts January 12, 2005

Smatch

Smatch is a combination of the words "Smash" & "Match". "Smash" is a term used for getting laid or getting the butt cheeks and "Match" is a term using for going 50/50 for weed or chronic. If you would like to get high and have sex after this is the perfect word!

Yo bitch lets Smatch! or yo shawty after class do you want to Smatch?

by Richie.B, Luis.P January 3, 2011

Smatch

1. An ass-slapping motion.
2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.

See also 38th parallel

Smatchin' it to the 38th parallel, bitchez!!!

by Tituba Don't Truck Wit No Consonants September 14, 2006

Smatch

To smack someone in the snatch, usually as punishment. See also smatched, smatching, and smatches.

"If you keep posting links to Rebecca Black's "Friday", I'm going to smatch you.

by Esmatchulator June 7, 2011

Smatch

A dirty vagina often associated with an ugly man named carl eating that pussy.

Look at carl eat that smatch

by Bkkong October 23, 2014

smatch

1. to get someone wet by rapidly releasing a large amount of water on them
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave

“oh man, he smatched me and now my hair’s wet”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”

by babysharkuwu091 May 7, 2025

Smatch

A dirty vagina; often confused with snatch.

Look at that nasty smatch

by Bkkong October 23, 2014