smatchet

a nasty little child

"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smatchet

(verb) to request a wet spanking

"Smatchet, baby."

by weneedmoretanks January 3, 2009

Smatchet

When a girl is ratchet as fuck. But she's alright in the face, so you'd still smash.

She's a smatchet, ain't nothing to brag about.

by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 23, 2016

Slatchet

A person that is a slut but can't even afford to be one, mainly referred to a female but can be used for both genders

Melissa: Did you just see that girl walk by?
Vanessa: Yeah, she's so slatchet

by take_a_hint June 21, 2015

Snatcheteria

A location full of hot, horny women ready to give up that poon to every pussy craving male in the house.

Check out this party full of hotties broooohhhh!

Yea braaaaahhh!!! It's a snatcheteria.

by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

snatchet-facing

When 2 nasty, ugly chicks can't enough attention because they have a combination of snatch and hatchet face so they start making out in attempt to attract men, which just turns them off even more.

"That snatchet-facing at the bar last night made me want to drown those two bitches in herpe-infested water!"

by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011

Smatchee

a.) adjective - used to describe a musical piece that is so amazing it rapes your ears.

b.) noun - a person who is so smagical and makes really good smagic that they can no longer be human and so they transform into Smatchee the Smagic Buffalo.

a.) That Smatchee beat was cheesting my speakers the other day!

b.) Smatch-EEEE

by Grumpler March 6, 2010