Smatchie

A dirty little child.

Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.

*Driving down the road.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”

by poptartman780 October 6, 2023

Scatchie

Scatchie equals Scatman means sexman but actually no.. Its a funny guy.

I met sexman (scatchie) yesterday xD! Woah bro u met the funny guy???

by Calmiscool123 January 8, 2022

smatchet

a nasty little child

"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smatchet

(verb) to request a wet spanking

"Smatchet, baby."

by weneedmoretanks January 3, 2009

Smatchee

a.) adjective - used to describe a musical piece that is so amazing it rapes your ears.

b.) noun - a person who is so smagical and makes really good smagic that they can no longer be human and so they transform into Smatchee the Smagic Buffalo.

a.) That Smatchee beat was cheesting my speakers the other day!

b.) Smatch-EEEE

by Grumpler March 6, 2010

Snatchies!

A term used to accompany the theft of someone's stuff. Not burglary style, but while they are there and not paying attention. Usually for stealing food.

Also a general term of enjoyment, for getting away with something or getting out of a jam.

Group of friends at lunch:

A: Dude, can I have a french fry?
B: No, fuck off.
5 mins later
A: *Takes fry and eats* "Snatchies!"

or

"Dude, I'm glad that cop was asleep when we blew past him at 90!"
"Yeah especially 'cuz you're not allowed to drive after nine and we're drunk!"
"SNATCHIES!"

by Notorious R.E.D. December 12, 2008

snatchie

An extremely low angle, nude, selfie, containing a shot of the snatch, tits, and face.

I got sent a couple of snatchies taken from under the table.

by pentaerythritol April 2, 2015