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Smatchmo 

1)-A 'Smatchmo' is a disgusting being that uses it's own vomit as a weapon, like a spider, and then eats it's victom whole. A smatchmo will vomit at the site of anything abnormal such as bright colors or music.

2)-Dumb female security guard.
Stop fooling around, 'Smatchmo' is coming.
Smatchmo by Natate Grande February 19, 2003

snatchmosphere 

A place where there are lots of hot girls to check out.
Gregg: Dude, check out all these women.

Matt: I told you this place had great snatchmosphere.
snatchmosphere by Zeusuation July 25, 2011
a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"
We need to watch out for the satchmo!
What, the trumpet player?
Satchmo by kingofswing881 July 22, 2003

The Satchmo 

while he plays your pussy like a trumpet and fingers your asshole until you cum so hard you start scatting
Girrrrrrllllll , last night he gave the Satchmo so good I felt like Ella Fitzgerald!!
The Satchmo by Rednikster April 14, 2016

Snatchmo 

An incredibly talented, female trumpet player, approaching the level of Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong.
That girl can really play the horn. She's a regular Snatchmo.
Snatchmo by dirtyjeff March 16, 2008
term used to identify a large and rather ominous beast
i was walking the wrong way and i must have offended a nearby smachmo
smachmo by stfu fagotrybus February 19, 2003