from the animated series "Home Movies", season four, episode called "Honkey Magoo"; Jason wants to call the lost dog "Smatchmo the trumpeteer"; alluding to "Satchmo" aka Louis Armstrong, a famous Jazz trumpeter.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

1)-A 'Smatchmo' is a disgusting being that uses it's own vomit as a weapon, like a spider, and then eats it's victom whole. A smatchmo will vomit at the site of anything abnormal such as bright colors or music.

2)-Dumb female security guard.