smackerbate

To masturbate by furiously smacking one's penis.

Man, my schlong sure is sore after I smackerbate.

smackerbate by scagneti September 25, 2006

snackerbating 

Eating snack foods while masterbating. Particularly popular with Cheetos, which can result in orange dick, or "od".

me: how come you didn't show up at the bar last night?
you: I was too busy snackerbating and ended up with a bad case of od.

snackerbating by bikerag August 25, 2006

Smokerbate 

When a person strays from a group smoking ganja and proceeds to smoke by themselves without any contact with the other members of the group.

"Like, why smokerbate? We have like two ounces of fire here, good conversation, and all the snacks you'll ever need."

Smokerbate by The Ganja Guy January 10, 2010

Smackerage 

(adj.)

To be high
To be high on weed
Weedy

"Khosbon, the level of smackerage is over 9000."
"Gianne is supplying."

Smackerage by GGNOKASHBACK May 31, 2014

Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.

"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"

Shakerbate by Neil G. February 9, 2007

Smasherbate 

masturbating while driving and accidentally crashing into a car accident.

Bob's bank account is empty after is smasherbated into a mercedes benz.

Smasherbate by AsianLemonCrayons October 13, 2015

Mackerbate 

To jizz on a girls gee without them knowing causing them severe embarrassment later on.

Mackerbate is to masturbate and jizz on your partner's gee while they are sleeping, after which you go to the local shop. Then when you come back with the breakfast and your partner wakes up, they're morto because they think that they're after having a dirty wet dream!

Mackerbate by Someone else you don't know November 12, 2011