snackerbating

Eating snack foods while masterbating. Particularly popular with Cheetos, which can result in orange dick, or "od".

me: how come you didn't show up at the bar last night?
you: I was too busy snackerbating and ended up with a bad case of od.

by bikerag August 25, 2006

Snickerbating

When you go into the shower, bed, or closet to be alone while eating a snickers bar.

My wife totally walked in on me snickerbating last night - she is way to worried about my weight.

by Steven Eric Whoit March 11, 2010

snacksterbating

(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.

Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).

Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.

by JackSweet June 15, 2011

Swankerbating

the art of pleasuring yourself by swanking till you achieve an orgasmic state.

"damn bruh I gotta swank this nut out".
I like swankerbating.

by lightskin karim July 5, 2015