by Fffgfghf do h July 21, 2021
Get the slutmaster mug.A person who recklessly blows his nose and gets snot all over everything.
For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
Andre Agassi is not only a US Open Champion, but also a Snotmaster of the highest caliber.
When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.
When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.
by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 30, 2016
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One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.
Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?
Me: What? Why?
Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!
Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
Me: What? Why?
Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!
Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
by Elias Creed May 8, 2007
Get the shitmaster mug.Someone who goes slumming it with people who have less education, attractiveness and life opportunity in order not to deal with peers, not work hard in the workplace, and to attract romantic partners who are low maintenance.
As a slumster, he was happy that his new friends from the unemployment office played video games every night until the sun came up.
by JessicaWalters April 1, 2021
Get the slumster mug.1. A master slut.
2. A slut who takes her profession of being a
slut seriously. She will act out any and all of a man's
most twisted sexual desire's with a level of mastery and
whorish professionalism second to none.
2. A slut who takes her profession of being a
slut seriously. She will act out any and all of a man's
most twisted sexual desire's with a level of mastery and
whorish professionalism second to none.
"This broad blew eight guys at the party last night! Everyone of them dumped their load down her throat too. And, she didn't miss a drop. What a slutmeister"!
by Cuddy mother fucking 13 bitch. October 15, 2009
Get the slutmeister mug.This chick is an all-out flithy skank. One could definitely score a rim job off this little number. Good for a quick game of hide the salami as long as you double wrap it.
Horn: "Oh man, that chick looks like she would totally let me donkey punch her... what a slutmonster!"
by Red Freeman August 28, 2004
Get the Slutmonster mug.Taken from soulmate, word used between best friends who thirst over celebrities or other people they like. They understand each other so much to the point of explaining themselves what'd they do to said celebs/people and be extremely sexual (they'd become horny, mention their fantasies, and so on) without end up having anything sexual with each other.
drea: fuck, did you see when JK posted that video of him working out
saya: i... i dont think i want to watch it.. im scared
drea: *sends vid*
saya: WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME THE VIDEO
drea: BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SLUTMATE AND IF I SUFFER, YOU SUFFER TOO
saya: ;---;
saya: i... i dont think i want to watch it.. im scared
drea: *sends vid*
saya: WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME THE VIDEO
drea: BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SLUTMATE AND IF I SUFFER, YOU SUFFER TOO
saya: ;---;
by cockmin September 25, 2019
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