Slutastrophe

1. When a girls clothes are so far beyond the scope of "slutty" that a more powerful word must be used.

2. The event of being surrounded by multiple people who are either dressed slutty or are confirmed to be slutty.

Check out that girl at the bar, she's a total slutastrophe.

Ladies night at the club was a full on slutastrophe.

by Twisty McFisty June 4, 2010

Slutastrophe

Noun: (considering the definition of catastrophe is "a momentous tragic event ranging from extreme misfortune to utter overthrow or ruin") a slutastorophe is a complete shit-show to end all shit-shows, only with sex

(in response to seeing Becca completely naked and sprawled out on the floor AFTER seeing a bunch of frat boys leaving the room and giving each other high-fives):

"Oh my GOD look at Becca! She used to be such a nice girl, but now she's just a total SLUTASTROPHE"

by Decadent October 28, 2011

shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving shit.

Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."

by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

scatastrophe

a violent and destructive movement of the bowels usually concluding with a severe shit storm.

After eating a Patty Melt and Bert's Chili at The Waffle House
I unleashed one hell of a scatastrophe

by Firestarter_8686 March 11, 2008

scatastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.

I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!

by brentionary March 17, 2009

Shitastrophe

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.

"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)

by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007

shitastrophe

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.

I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.

by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006