Slutmonster

This chick is an all-out flithy skank. One could definitely score a rim job off this little number. Good for a quick game of hide the salami as long as you double wrap it.

Horn: "Oh man, that chick looks like she would totally let me donkey punch her... what a slutmonster!"

by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

slutmeister

1. A master slut.

2. A slut who takes her profession of being a
slut seriously. She will act out any and all of a man's
most twisted sexual desire's with a level of mastery and
whorish professionalism second to none.

"This broad blew eight guys at the party last night! Everyone of them dumped their load down her throat too. And, she didn't miss a drop. What a slutmeister"!

by Cuddy mother fucking 13 bitch. October 15, 2009

Slothmonster

A man. Tends to have feminine legs and gets hard ons over rugby. Teresa is a milf and Prince Andrew needs to be left on the bench

Charles: “Oi Slothmonster, pass me the fucking ball”
Slothmonster: *Breathes heavily down the mic*

by Russel Bishop April 26, 2021

Shitmonster

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.

I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.

by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011

slut monster

A guy that fuckes sluts just for some action

"Did mike fuck lexy again last night?"
"Yeah man, he's a fuckin slut monster."

by scar_420 August 5, 2006

slutmonger

One who mongs sluts. Derived from slut and monger. Literally, a devious and slovenly person who will sell you a used slut at an exorbitant price.

"Dave is such a slutmonger, he sold me his ex while she was still leaking!"

by pearce duncan January 30, 2006

slutmonger

An individual that frequently enjoys getting their anal area frosted by one of the opposite sex. These people tend to not say that they aren't a slutmonger but once the weekend comes, they enter the bedroom and their clothes fall off like a lemming near a cliff.

Shut up and let me do you, you fucking slutmonger!

Dat bitch is such a FUCKING slutmonger!!!

Get in here u dirty slutmonger!

by Myles Wilson July 23, 2008