slurtis 

Another word for slut, except you can say it around girls and they will have no idea what you are talking about.

There are a lot of slurtises at this party.

slurtis by Nick and Matt October 17, 2006

Slurvish 

A term used in Alice in Wonderland; Selfish, self-centered, or generally rude and thoughtless.

Alice thought it was very slurvish of The Red Knave to proposition her in the hallway of the Red Queen's castle.

Slurvish by Katalyst86 May 29, 2010

Slutison 

An ugly little slut who 'accidently' bangs every male individual in sight by tripping and landing on their dicks. She hides crumbs of food in her rolls of fat and is sat at a PC all day playing online-games to make herself feel important.

Slutison: im hungry

Guy: aren't you always *eats sweets*

Slutison: ill shag u for one of them sweets

Slutison by Nalol February 12, 2014

Slutism 

When you always feel the need to say something against those who can't help but be promiscuous and underdressed.

It's like racism but for sluts; Slutism

Slutism by AverageThinker October 27, 2009

slutistics 

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.

There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.

slutistics by Pass March 18, 2004

slutish

a cuter way of saying the word "slut"
refers to a a sexually promiscuous person.
A woman prostitute, female dog
A slovenly woman; a slattern.

A: Ann sleeps over and backpack with guys.
B: WTS! she is a slutish.

slutish by primaverabebe September 10, 2010

slurpis 

another name for chick, chica, hot girl, sluts, bitches, etc... used when said name girls are in close proximity so you dont sound like some kind of creep.

Check out this slurpis behind me!

slurpis by suicide mike February 17, 2010