A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and
3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are
set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the
universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and
prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the
universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.
There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and
Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and
Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass
bitches wont pull their own weight.
