slurticulate 

When you’re extremely intoxicated and you think you’re being articulate. But in reality, you’re slurring your words and not making any sense.

Speaking philosophically while drunk makes you slurticulate

slurticulate by ECD715 September 21, 2020

sharticulate matter 

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

sharticulate matter by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

smarticulate 

To articulate with knowledge. Communicating useful information in a clear, well defined manner.

So many bloggers fail to smarticulate useful knowledge.
Tech support was very smaticulate and helpful.
He smarticulated the instructions in a very clear and understandable way.

Smarticulation is very important when giving instructions.
He speaks in a very smarticulatory manner.

smarticulate by Corporal Al June 4, 2010

sharticulates 

The floating particles of shit resulting from unusually thick flatulence. Specifically, the portion of the shart that escapes the discolored and frayed confines of the undergarment.

"Who's been chronically farting on my keyboard? there's sharticulates all over my fingers!"

sharticulates by angryEunuch February 6, 2009