slurpfish

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Gave him the one two slurpfish

slurpfish by WeLikeFornite88 January 27, 2021

slepfish 

A man typically of African descent, who's sleep pattern is very strange. A slepfish tends to show a strange attraction towards Old folk, Poultry, and Fantasy card games. their known to be mostly active throughout the night, plotting and conniving their next deck. Slepfish tend to be very condescending and hypocritical with their insults for the most part. However when the slepfish goes through his Hydamorphizes process during the day, they are know to be a very funny and kindhearted fellow.

Darnell is such a slepfish, i saw him creeping on some hens the other day.

slepfish by TruthGiver December 28, 2014

Slurvish 

A term used in Alice in Wonderland; Selfish, self-centered, or generally rude and thoughtless.

Alice thought it was very slurvish of The Red Knave to proposition her in the hallway of the Red Queen's castle.

Slurvish by Katalyst86 May 29, 2010

Slutfish

slutfish- (noun) a combination of the words "selfish" and "slut" intended to describe two parts of a singular person's personality and/or outward appearance. ie- a whore who is a selfish asshole.

My aunt is marrying someone closer to her daughter's age than her own, and expects her entire family to pay for everything for her THIRD wedding, including a trip to the caribbean which they are not invited to... what a fucking slutfish.

Slutfish by gotchabitch9000 June 10, 2011

slurpis 

another name for chick, chica, hot girl, sluts, bitches, etc... used when said name girls are in close proximity so you dont sound like some kind of creep.

Check out this slurpis behind me!

slurpis by suicide mike February 17, 2010

slutfishing 

To go searching for cheap sex with wonderfully skanky sluts.
While this can often refer to "trolling" (aka taking whatever will follow) or tournament slutfishing (keeping the beauties, throwing back the trash).
Slutfishing is most common around the college campuses of America, although it is also a popular pastime in gyms, bars, whorehouses, massage parlors, restaurants, malls, streets, up in da club, the beach, the lake, deez nutz, the dump... okay, I was just kidding about the dump. You get the picture. You can pursue this activity in just about any bastion of freedom.

#1
Wendy: "I'm sorry I fucked your brother."
J: "If I had known that, I woulda been slutfishing when you were on the rag!"
Wendy: "Don't say that! You didn't mean that!"
J: "Okay, maybe I didn't. But I still would've motorboated your sister either way."

#2
Donny: "I'm bored. What should we do?"
Ralph: "Let's go to that club with that terrible DJ."
Donny: "Oh yeah! The music makes me want to puke raw shit out through my mouth, but the slutfishing there is excellent this time of night!"
Ralph: "We might as well. It's been a while since I've had the clap."

#3
Little Timmy: "Daddy? Are you going slutfishing with your friends tomorrow?"
Dad: "Yes son, we are."
Little Timmy: "What does that mean?"
Dad: "It means that we try to get knobjobs from any skank that's willing to give 'em."
Little Timmy: "What do you use for bait?"
Dad: "Well, here's what my grandpappy taught me... Carry a few extra bucks to buy Jager shots at the end of the night, and then whip out the Philly blunt to seal the deal. Also, having immediate access to pizza can help deter any fat, cockblocking friends."

slutfishing by hotcats January 10, 2009

Slurprise

When giving a blowjob and the guy ejaculates an unexpectedly large quantity of semen in the mouth of the one performing the act.

I had been away so long I had a field load on deck, when my girlfriend finally gave me a BJ she got a huge slurprise!

Slurprise by commanderkeener September 15, 2009