#1
Wendy: "I'm sorry I fucked your brother."
J: "If I had known that, I woulda been slutfishing when you were on the rag!"
Wendy: "Don't say that! You didn't mean that!"
J: "Okay, maybe I didn't. But I still would've motorboated your sister either way."

#2
Donny: "I'm bored. What should we do?"
Ralph: "Let's go to that club with that terrible DJ."
Donny: "Oh yeah! The music makes me want to puke raw shit out through my mouth, but the slutfishing there is excellent this time of night!"
Ralph: "We might as well. It's been a while since I've had the clap."

#3
Little Timmy: "Daddy? Are you going slutfishing with your friends tomorrow?"
Dad: "Yes son, we are."
Little Timmy: "What does that mean?"
Dad: "It means that we try to get knobjobs from any skank that's willing to give 'em."
Little Timmy: "What do you use for bait?"
Dad: "Well, here's what my grandpappy taught me... Carry a few extra bucks to buy Jager shots at the end of the night, and then whip out the Philly blunt to seal the deal. Also, having immediate access to pizza can help deter any fat, cockblocking friends."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak