slurker

A person who walks around creepy, either looming around for prey, or just looking like he is untrustworthy

Look at that slurker, i do not trust him/her I'd better hide my daughter or dog, before something happens

by Tilldogarano November 9, 2017

can slurper

One who makes annoying slurrrrrrping noises when they drink from a can.

That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.

by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009

Sluker

n
1. Prostitute
2. Woman of loose morals

Sheila is such a sluker!

by Old man from scene 24 August 19, 2008

cod slurper

A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.

Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008

slurder

V. To murder someone solely because they are a slut.

I caught my wife in a threesome, boinking the mailman and my cousin, so I slurdered her.

by Ravyn February 9, 2005

period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.

Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.

by snickle douche August 13, 2010

Gerber Slurper

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

by Big booty G November 8, 2020