Slurkey

Is when defining something very sleek or appealing to the eye. Also meaning when talking about something that your very infatuated with.

Man there is some fine slurkey in this club right now.

by Jrooo CSD September 8, 2010

Slurkey

Slurkey is simply a mix between a slug and turkey. It is quite a "meme" of an animal as the youths might say these days. It is imaginary of course, but a great way to describe something that is a meme, a bit slimy, or funny. The reason these two particular animals are used to describe such things is because turkey are funny. Slugs are gross. It's just facts.

"Bro that shit is so slurkey!"
"Eurgh he's really slurkey.....ew"
"Nah don't say that man, it's really slurkey."

by M.E.B September 16, 2023

Turkey Slurkey

When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....

Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!

by RomperRooRandy November 6, 2018

slurkyburk

When 2 dicks are forced into an anus. usually in prison.

Damn bro my jail sentence starts tomorrow, I don't think my rectum is ready to be slurkyburked

by Rob snider November 30, 2015

Slurkley

The act where after you’ve came into your partners vagina, they queef your load back onto your chest

“Look, I ain’t tryna be a baby daddy, so let’s Slurkley and get it over with.” - someone with daddy issues probably

by Oh boi, well August 4, 2022

slurrey

Slang word meant to demean the city of Surrey British Columbia.

"I was walking through Slurrey last night and one of those surrey girls came up to me. Damn, she was so dirty I couldnt even look at her!"

by The Patmeister July 2, 2003

Spurkey

Spiced turkey. Made by the same process as Spam, but with turkey instead of pork and ham.

I think Hormel should change from Spam Turkey to "Spurkey".

by Chuck Roast May 9, 2013