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Slurkey is simply a mix between a slug and turkey. It is quite a "meme" of an animal as the youths might say these days. It is imaginary of course, but a great way to describe something that is a meme, a bit slimy, or funny. The reason these two particular animals are used to describe such things is because turkey are funny. Slugs are gross. It's just facts.
"Bro that shit is so slurkey!"
"Eurgh he's really slurkey.....ew"
"Nah don't say that man, it's really slurkey."
Slurkey by M.E.B September 16, 2023
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Turkey Slurkey 

When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....
Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!
Turkey Slurkey by RomperRooRandy November 6, 2018

slurkyburk 

When 2 dicks are forced into an anus. usually in prison.
Damn bro my jail sentence starts tomorrow, I don't think my rectum is ready to be slurkyburked
slurkyburk by Rob snider November 30, 2015
The act where after you’ve came into your partners vagina, they queef your load back onto your chest
“Look, I ain’t tryna be a baby daddy, so let’s Slurkley and get it over with.” - someone with daddy issues probably
Slurkley by Oh boi, well August 4, 2022
Slang word meant to demean the city of Surrey British Columbia.
"I was walking through Slurrey last night and one of those surrey girls came up to me. Damn, she was so dirty I couldnt even look at her!"
slurrey by The Patmeister July 2, 2003
Spiced turkey. Made by the same process as Spam, but with turkey instead of pork and ham.
I think Hormel should change from Spam Turkey to "Spurkey".
Spurkey by Chuck Roast May 9, 2013