slurder 

V. To murder someone solely because they are a slut.

I caught my wife in a threesome, boinking the mailman and my cousin, so I slurdered her.

slurder by Ravyn February 9, 2005

Smurder 

The act of being blue or a Smurf when you are a killer.

"Did you just smurder him?" said Squirrel

Smurder by DomoTrimbleMLG April 10, 2017

can slurper

One who makes annoying slurrrrrrping noises when they drink from a can.

That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.

can slurper by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009

cod slurper 

A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.

Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.

cod slurper by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008

period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.

Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.

period slurper by snickle douche August 13, 2010

Gerber Slurper 

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

Gerber Slurper by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Sloppy slurper

The intense process of performing fellatio.

Barry demonstrated that he is quite the sloppy slurper when giving that deep throat.

Sloppy slurper by Dictionarypages May 17, 2015