slurper 

a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.

HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!

slurper by wreckage February 10, 2003

slurper 

somone that slups chunky jizz off hairy fat guys greezy pizza nipples

guy 1: hav u seen jaimon ?
guy 2: yeah hes such a slurper

slurper by mel gibson fan October 19, 2010

slurper 

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

slurper by pentozali April 8, 2006

slurper 

Someone who likes to drink cum with a straw!

People from Scotland

slurper by 8=(,,,)==o February 24, 2003

slurper dimples 

The defined indents on a girls cheek during a high pressure blow job. In time they may become permanent.

Wow! Mom look at those things on that girls face! Yes son those are slurper dimples, she must gag for a living.

slurper dimples by barchizer March 19, 2014

Slurper er papero 

Beautiful, divine and fabulous. He is funny and always makes content, he plays fake games and he is a beast

…:You know slurper er papero?
…: yes he is amazing

Slurper er papero by Slurper er papero April 27, 2022

can slurper

One who makes annoying slurrrrrrping noises when they drink from a can.

That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.

can slurper by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009