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a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.
HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!
by wreckage February 10, 2003
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somone that slups chunky jizz off hairy fat guys greezy pizza nipples
guy 1: hav u seen jaimon ?
guy 2: yeah hes such a slurper
by mel gibson fan October 16, 2010
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A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.
I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!
by pentozali January 10, 2006
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