a shady and sketchy person who's presence is grossly out of place, unwanted, and perverted. a lurker, perv, or bum hanging out in an area where they don't belong.
Girl to girl friend at the beach: "That gross shlurker in the combat boots and sweat pants is staring at you. Let's get out of here!"
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He can hold a grudge a little long but it is the greatest feeling when he forgives you. Shurker is a great hugg*r, the best actually.
he is play boy and never had long time relationships status, He also doesn't ’t know how many girls are into him. shurker is just flawless, shurker does tend to f**k sh*t up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes shurker, Shurker omaar.
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He can hold a grudge a little long but it is the greatest feeling when he forgives you. Shurker is a great hugg*r, the best actually.
he is play boy and never had long time relationships status, He also doesn't ’t know how many girls are into him. shurker is just flawless, shurker does tend to f**k sh*t up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes shurker, Shurker omaar.
outstanding and great guy you'll ever mee
by Shurker omaar November 23, 2021
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Look at that slurker, i do not trust him/her I'd better hide my daughter or dog, before something happens
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Get the slurker mug.an absolute shit head that you just can't help but calling them a shnurkerrrr! snurkers often work in the building trade and can't read or write therefore do things wrong on a regular basis. to which the boss says " you absolute shnurkerrrr"
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Get the Shnurker mug.An unskilled bicycle rider who sees a danny mac red bull video, buys a "street trials" bike, learns absolutely zero biketrials skills but uses the hashtag #biketrials and talk about how excited they are for competitions but have never ridden their bike on anything but flat concrete. They love putting their feet on strange spots on the bicycle, and pretending they are bmx riders. Unfortunately bmx riders passed their skills 3 decades ago, splurkers are ignorant but happy as there are hundreds of them online.
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