shlurker 

a shady and sketchy person who's presence is grossly out of place, unwanted, and perverted. a lurker, perv, or bum hanging out in an area where they don't belong.

Girl to girl friend at the beach: "That gross shlurker in the combat boots and sweat pants is staring at you. Let's get out of here!"

shlurker by NackDogg May 22, 2010

shurker 

shurker omaar is a sweet, religious kenyan guy. a social media influencer. he is super cool and call himself "cafeteria king'' for he likes going out dinner with friends.
He can hold a grudge a little long but it is the greatest feeling when he forgives you. Shurker is a great hugg*r, the best actually.
he is play boy and never had long time relationships status, He also doesn't ’t know how many girls are into him. shurker is just flawless, shurker does tend to f**k sh*t up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes shurker, Shurker omaar.
outstanding and great guy you'll ever mee

:) I've huge crush on shurker omaar
shurker lead us in prayer

shurker by Shurker omaar November 23, 2021

slurker 

A person who walks around creepy, either looming around for prey, or just looking like he is untrustworthy

Look at that slurker, i do not trust him/her I'd better hide my daughter or dog, before something happens

slurker by Tilldogarano November 9, 2017

Shnurker 

an absolute shit head that you just can't help but calling them a shnurkerrrr! snurkers often work in the building trade and can't read or write therefore do things wrong on a regular basis. to which the boss says " you absolute shnurkerrrr"

"brian you have totally just snurked me! you shnurkerrr"

Shnurker by xxx-xxxLooxxx-xxx February 14, 2012

Splurker

An unskilled bicycle rider who sees a danny mac red bull video, buys a "street trials" bike, learns absolutely zero biketrials skills but uses the hashtag #biketrials and talk about how excited they are for competitions but have never ridden their bike on anything but flat concrete. They love putting their feet on strange spots on the bicycle, and pretending they are bmx riders. Unfortunately bmx riders passed their skills 3 decades ago, splurkers are ignorant but happy as there are hundreds of them online.

Remeber before 2009 when splurkers didn't exist?

Splurker by Hermance January 15, 2023

shluker 

Means: Shhhh 🤫 and lucky 🍀

example 1: Shut the fuck up you shluker
example 2: shluker that was RNG

shluker by BIGblueSmurfDADDY October 3, 2023

Shlunker

Someone who enjoys licking fungus off of an old Vietnamese man's foot

that guy always has bad cuts on his lips because he's a shlunker

Shlunker by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024