Slunker

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A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)

Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!

Slunker by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

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Slunker

Alternative meaning to CUNT

What an absolute slunker

Slunker by RPCBBL July 24, 2024

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Slunker

A nonsensical created from a compression error. Typically seen in a Analog horror setting.

Slunker is a really scary guy

Slunker by SavvySipper April 24, 2025

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Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

Slunker Slanking by wtflolz October 11, 2015

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Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

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Slunked

The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk

Yo Dave I so slunked right now

Slunked by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017

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Slinkers

a well known deviant, from the UK, who makes funny flashes about anime and harry potter, and various other things...
(found on deviantart)

Have you seen that rubber ducky slinkers flash?

Oh yeah! That was genius!

Slinkers by thecatofdeath487 November 7, 2009

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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