Slunker

A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)

Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!

by Jesus Was Emo. August 18, 2007

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz August 29, 2015

Slunker

Alternative meaning to CUNT

What an absolute slunker

by RPCBBL July 24, 2024

Slunker

A nonsensical created from a compression error. Typically seen in a Analog horror setting.

Slunker is a really scary guy

by SavvySipper April 25, 2025