slurfen

Slurfen is a dutch translation for kissing in a dirty, sticky way.

When you see someone at a party and you immediately kiss him/her, it's called slurfen.

bae: "That guy is constantly looking at you."
you: "Yeah, I just slurfed him."
bae: "eww, slurfen is so dirty."

by elverel October 17, 2014

surfence

a fence, made of surfboards. often found at beaches in areas highly populated by surf fanatics and residences of surf enthusiasts.

dude! i love your new surfence. its sick!

by <32surf November 24, 2010

slurenade

At karaoke, after consuming too many alcohol infused beverages, gaining the courage, than actually singing, a sappy love song to either a loved one or a stranger. The lyrics often get messed up, jumbled, or just plain slurred.

My main heckler's drunk girlfriend just slurenade him with, "let's hear it for the boy." It was hilarious.

by dmoney1313 February 5, 2012

slurfed

When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.

I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary

by demonpeepers April 12, 2011

surfendipity

(n.), web-surfing randomly into a a wonderful website you wouldn't have found otherwise.

"I googled for a recipe and I ended up surfing into a support group for other people with my problem."
"It's surfendipity."

by Robin Hudson January 11, 2012

Smurfenburg

Smurfenburg Von Dach is a lawyer, fraudster, and bitch-theif. He is a meme but also a criminal notorious of bitch-theft. He is pretty dope, he is the man in the 'pondering my orb' meme.

Adam: "Yo is that Smurfenburg?"
Jacob: "Oh fucknuts it is him! Run!"

by Smurfenburg May 8, 2022

slurfing

to repeatedly slurp and gulp while drinking; being lazy

John didn't finish his homework, he was slurfing last night.
Billy needs to stop slurfing at the table.

by michael jj January 13, 2008