Slurfer 

Is a person or other Earthly animal that participates in the act of slurping any type of liquid with a straw whilst lying on their side on a surf board, performing fellatio on the person that is captaining the said surf board. Providing this double slurping duty in open water is a very thrilling experience. Best results in Oceans and Seas with 7/11 Slurpies on neon coloured surf boards. (origin, 1961 in North America, most likely Pittsburgh. Rose up on the underground culture circuit in concert with the Drive-Inn movie era)

Sophia decided to join her boyfriend Zeke while he captured a Surf on their recent vacation in Hawaii. Her impulse led her to instigate and participate in the act of Slurfing. Zeke was absolutely thrilled by the mix of dangerous and pleasurable sensations brought on by the act of Slurfing. When the couple went back to the Resort later their new friends Rashid and Klaus (a same-sex couple on honeymoon) mentioned that She must be quite the "Slurfer" when they were informed of the days endeavours. For the Snowboarding version of this risque but satisfying act (See "Slowboarding").

Slurfer by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 23, 2014

surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.

Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.

surfer honk by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

Lemon Surfer 

1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

2. Surfers who aren't very smart.

Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!

Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!

Lemon Surfer by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010

skin surfer

A chronic maturbator.

You might want to avoid shaking hands with Billy Bob-- that guy's a skin surfer.

skin surfer by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

backseat surfer 

Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation

No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.

backseat surfer by Ardouche January 28, 2008

Wet Smurfer 

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

Wet Smurfer by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

Surfertized 

A coastal appearance achieved by a combination of salt water, sand and sun.

Looks like you haven't been to the beach lately, you need to get surfertized.

Surfertized by Toichy September 17, 2012