Smurfenburg

Smurfenburg Von Dach is a lawyer, fraudster, and bitch-theif. He is a meme but also a criminal notorious of bitch-theft. He is pretty dope, he is the man in the 'pondering my orb' meme.

Adam: "Yo is that Smurfenburg?"
Jacob: "Oh fucknuts it is him! Run!"

by Smurfenburg May 8, 2022

murfenburger

pooping into a girl's hairy vagina and having her vagina-poop that turd out onto someone's face

Matt: My girlfriend stopped shaving down there so she can really give me a true murfenburger.

Jeff: Gross.

by jeffreymark January 16, 2009