Slurmen

A sermon given by a drunken holy ghost intoxicant that may be slurring due to how much of the love of God they have drunk.

The pastor was so drunk on the holy ghost he was slurring in his sermon so everyone came to the realization that slurmen was a more properly used term for those of the drink.

by HeavensDrunkenPleasureAddict October 28, 2022

Slurman

The language spoken by those too drunk to speak a normal language.

Frank: "Heyzuguysensomblegook? *hiccup*"

Jeff (to Dave): What the hell is wrong with Frank?

Dave: Ah he's been drinking since 9 am, and now he's speaking Slurman.

by poetinspired June 22, 2010

slutmental

Judgemental over people having sex with multiple partners.

I love sex and people should feel liberated, i’m non-slutmental

by mictie88 September 4, 2020

slurenade

At karaoke, after consuming too many alcohol infused beverages, gaining the courage, than actually singing, a sappy love song to either a loved one or a stranger. The lyrics often get messed up, jumbled, or just plain slurred.

My main heckler's drunk girlfriend just slurenade him with, "let's hear it for the boy." It was hilarious.

by dmoney1313 February 5, 2012

Slurmin

Sucking a niggas dick

My ex was slurmin last night

by LitesouT January 25, 2017

slurfen

Slurfen is a dutch translation for kissing in a dirty, sticky way.

When you see someone at a party and you immediately kiss him/her, it's called slurfen.

bae: "That guy is constantly looking at you."
you: "Yeah, I just slurfed him."
bae: "eww, slurfen is so dirty."

by elverel October 17, 2014

slurrence

What you call the dirtiest, most nasty skank-ass fucking slut's ever.

"That slurrence waz caught fucking the best man in the cool-room 10 minutes after the wedding ceremony ended."

by Diego September 4, 2003