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A sermon given by a drunken holy ghost intoxicant that may be slurring due to how much of the love of God they have drunk.
The pastor was so drunk on the holy ghost he was slurring in his sermon so everyone came to the realization that slurmen was a more properly used term for those of the drink.
Words you can keep
The language spoken by those too drunk to speak a normal language.
Frank: "Heyzuguysensomblegook? *hiccup*"

Jeff (to Dave): What the hell is wrong with Frank?

Dave: Ah he's been drinking since 9 am, and now he's speaking Slurman.
Slurman by poetinspired June 22, 2010
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slutmental

Judgemental over people having sex with multiple partners.
I love sex and people should feel liberated, i’m non-slutmental
slutmental by mictie88 September 4, 2020

slurenade 

At karaoke, after consuming too many alcohol infused beverages, gaining the courage, than actually singing, a sappy love song to either a loved one or a stranger. The lyrics often get messed up, jumbled, or just plain slurred.
My main heckler's drunk girlfriend just slurenade him with, "let's hear it for the boy." It was hilarious.
slurenade by dmoney1313 February 5, 2012
My ex was slurmin last night
Slurmin by LitesouT January 25, 2017
Slurfen is a dutch translation for kissing in a dirty, sticky way.

When you see someone at a party and you immediately kiss him/her, it's called slurfen.
bae: "That guy is constantly looking at you."
you: "Yeah, I just slurfed him."
bae: "eww, slurfen is so dirty."
slurfen by elverel October 17, 2014

slurrence 

What you call the dirtiest, most nasty skank-ass fucking slut's ever.
"That slurrence waz caught fucking the best man in the cool-room 10 minutes after the wedding ceremony ended."
slurrence by Diego September 4, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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