slurfing

to repeatedly slurp and gulp while drinking; being lazy

John didn't finish his homework, he was slurfing last night.
Billy needs to stop slurfing at the table.

by michael jj January 02, 2008

slurfed

When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.

I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary

by demonpeepers March 27, 2011

Slurf

The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.

1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 31, 2003

Slurf

Slut & a Smurf mixed together

Jennifer B is such a Slurf !

by Envyy December 25, 2014

Slurf N' Turf

The act of consuming wordslurfword while performing wordcunnilingusword during the woman's period.

I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 31, 2003

Slurf

Slut & a Smurf mixed together

Jennifer B is such a Slurf !

by Envyy December 25, 2014

Slurf

When a fat orange cat tries to squeeze his giant, flabby body through the peep hole of a cat tree.

Gavin looked on in horror as Mike tried to slurf after Tycho.

by MysteriousElJefe May 08, 2023