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slowsha by jazbword March 21, 2022
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slowhanded 

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action
Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.
slowhanded by screwthetroll July 25, 2008

slowthai 

A British rapper/artist from Northampton UK with mix if Bajan and Irish descent. Aged 24 his debut album "Nothing great about Britain" launched his career. He has worked with skepta and Tyler the creator.

His performance at the mercury awards in 2019 was cut short because of him proceeding to hold up the severed head of PM boris Johnson.
Person 1: "did you see slowthai shout F*CK BORIS last night?
Person 2: Yeah lol slowthai is so funny
slowthai by Scot MacScotland October 28, 2019

Slowhand 

Slowhand is Clapton.
Slowhand by fecal matter April 26, 2005
Any black woman who prefers the company of white males
"look at keldra she's with james and richard "

"yh she realy is a Snowshark"
"fo dizzle"
Snowshark by readybreck August 27, 2009
a.k.a. "Curious George", one half of JONA

This person is known for his extreme ass-kissing, particular where Hermie is concerned. Also well known for smoking out into the wee hours of the night, pretending he is at work by logging onto Sametime, and saying "that's not cool, man, that's not cool". Is beloved by Cletus and Pocahontas. World-renowned for being an idiot and taking a gazillion hours to prepare and correct a return that should only take half an hour.
Slowsay took a puff of his joint and called up Hermie to tell him he would be late to work AGAIN because he had yet another ingrown toenail.
Slowsay by Ophi April 26, 2005

slowsand 

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.
"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"
slowsand by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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