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slowhanded 

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action
Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.
slowhanded by screwthetroll July 25, 2008

slowthai 

A British rapper/artist from Northampton UK with mix if Bajan and Irish descent. Aged 24 his debut album "Nothing great about Britain" launched his career. He has worked with skepta and Tyler the creator.

His performance at the mercury awards in 2019 was cut short because of him proceeding to hold up the severed head of PM boris Johnson.
Person 1: "did you see slowthai shout F*CK BORIS last night?
Person 2: Yeah lol slowthai is so funny
slowthai by Scot MacScotland October 28, 2019

Slowhand 

Slowhand is Clapton.
Slowhand by fecal matter April 26, 2005
Any black woman who prefers the company of white males
"look at keldra she's with james and richard "

"yh she realy is a Snowshark"
"fo dizzle"
Snowshark by readybreck August 27, 2009
a.k.a. "Curious George", one half of JONA

This person is known for his extreme ass-kissing, particular where Hermie is concerned. Also well known for smoking out into the wee hours of the night, pretending he is at work by logging onto Sametime, and saying "that's not cool, man, that's not cool". Is beloved by Cletus and Pocahontas. World-renowned for being an idiot and taking a gazillion hours to prepare and correct a return that should only take half an hour.
Slowsay took a puff of his joint and called up Hermie to tell him he would be late to work AGAIN because he had yet another ingrown toenail.
Slowsay by Ophi April 26, 2005

slowsand 

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.
"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"
slowsand by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018