slowsand 

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.

"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"

slowsand by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018

slowhanded 

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action

Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.

slowhanded by screwthetroll July 25, 2008

Slowhand 

Nickname given to Eric Clapton.

Slowhand is Clapton.

Slowhand by fecal matter April 26, 2005

Slowhand 

A guy what takes his time, favourite of Mae West and many other women

"I want a man with a slowhand
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slowhand"
-The Pointer Sisters

Slowhand by Pinball King March 11, 2023

slowhandle

To pretend to be compassionate, kind, etc. in order to manipulate someone else, often for the purpose of exploiting or swindling him or her. A form of deception common in romantic relationships and business deals. A slowhandler is different from a golddigger primarily because slowhandlers are pursuing very specific goals, whereas golddiggers are after whatever they can get their hands on. Additionally, slowhandlers are usually more subtle and are not restricted to being female.

"What the hell? She left you? You guys have been going out for two years!"
"I know! Turns out she was just slowhandling me to move up the corporate ladder."

"I was only there for the free toaster, but that guy slowhandled me into buying a timeshare! Damn, he's one hell of a salesman."

slowhandle by Mask of Mirth December 18, 2008

SlowHand 

When you grab your girl's back of the head and make her blow you slowly.Moving your hand slowly up and down .Defining the phrase "slowhand".

My girl would not swallow but she is into a frequent slowhand.

SlowHand by JEFF BUCK November 1, 2007