Definitions by Ophi

Slowsay

a.k.a. "Curious George", one half of JONA

This person is known for his extreme ass-kissing, particular where Hermie is concerned. Also well known for smoking out into the wee hours of the night, pretending he is at work by logging onto Sametime, and saying "that's not cool, man, that's not cool". Is beloved by Cletus and Pocahontas. World-renowned for being an idiot and taking a gazillion hours to prepare and correct a return that should only take half an hour.

Slowsay took a puff of his joint and called up Hermie to tell him he would be late to work AGAIN because he had yet another ingrown toenail.

Slowsay by Ophi April 26, 2005

Husky

Big boned woman who is into arts and crafts and dogs. Friend of Tamale, C1, and Hermie. Is rude to people who are confirmed enemies of said friends. Likes to harass people into leaving so she can be senior supreme even though she doesn't have a college degree. Has a scary voice and laugh.

Husky snuggled Cletus into her ample bosom while they talked about American Idol and Survivor while eating Tamale's tamales.

Husky by Ophi April 26, 2005

Tamale 

"Supervising" bitch who likes to boss people who are her superiors around. Is only nice to people she likes (see C1, Hermie, and Husky). Makes disgusting tamales that no one likes and overcharges for them. Reports people to HR directly instead of discussing her issues with the alleged offender.

Tamale went up to a senior and asked him "When the hell do you think you are going to get these returns ready for processing?" even though it was Hermie's fault they weren't done.

Tamale by Ophi April 26, 2005

hermie 

Mormon freak. Hairy as all get out. Has a brown thing hanging out his ass (oh wait that's Slowsay). Yearns for C1. Worthless and unrespected manager. Screeches like a woman and bangs on cubes. Right-wing whacko.

Hermie banged on Slowsay's cube and screeched, "Hey, what's up, man, how 'bout them Rangers. Gay people are evil."

hermie by Ophi April 20, 2005