Definitions by Ophi
Tamale
"Supervising" bitch who likes to boss people who are her superiors around. Is only nice to people she likes (see C1, Hermie, and Husky). Makes disgusting tamales that no one likes and overcharges for them. Reports people to HR directly instead of discussing her issues with the alleged offender.
Slowsay
a.k.a. "Curious George", one half of JONA
This person is known for his extreme ass-kissing, particular where Hermie is concerned. Also well known for smoking out into the wee hours of the night, pretending he is at work by logging onto Sametime, and saying "that's not cool, man, that's not cool". Is beloved by Cletus and Pocahontas. World-renowned for being an idiot and taking a gazillion hours to prepare and correct a return that should only take half an hour.
This person is known for his extreme ass-kissing, particular where Hermie is concerned. Also well known for smoking out into the wee hours of the night, pretending he is at work by logging onto Sametime, and saying "that's not cool, man, that's not cool". Is beloved by Cletus and Pocahontas. World-renowned for being an idiot and taking a gazillion hours to prepare and correct a return that should only take half an hour.
Husky
Big boned woman who is into arts and crafts and dogs. Friend of Tamale, C1, and Hermie. Is rude to people who are confirmed enemies of said friends. Likes to harass people into leaving so she can be senior supreme even though she doesn't have a college degree. Has a scary voice and laugh.
Husky snuggled Cletus into her ample bosom while they talked about American Idol and Survivor while eating Tamale's tamales.
hermie
Mormon freak. Hairy as all get out. Has a brown thing hanging out his ass (oh wait that's Slowsay). Yearns for C1. Worthless and unrespected manager. Screeches like a woman and bangs on cubes. Right-wing whacko.