skirt bandit

Adj. Someone whomst has more luck/skill at getting their hand up/in a womans skirt or dress.

"She ended up sleeping with ol billy last night! That skirt bandit!

by TheSkirtBandit November 04, 2018

slowsand

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.

"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"

by TheSkirtBandit November 04, 2018