Slowsay

a.k.a. "Curious George", one half of JONA

This person is known for his extreme ass-kissing, particular where Hermie is concerned. Also well known for smoking out into the wee hours of the night, pretending he is at work by logging onto Sametime, and saying "that's not cool, man, that's not cool". Is beloved by Cletus and Pocahontas. World-renowned for being an idiot and taking a gazillion hours to prepare and correct a return that should only take half an hour.

Slowsay took a puff of his joint and called up Hermie to tell him he would be late to work AGAIN because he had yet another ingrown toenail.

Slowsay by Ophi April 26, 2005

slowskydiver 

the average white male that listens to NBA youngboy and is obnoxious.

quit saying "no cap" you're being a real slowskydiver.

slowskydiver by Davion FC October 4, 2020

slowskys 

a hip group of turtles that know good internet service when they see it

the slowskys are comcast spokesturtles of the year

slowskys by carlos stockton August 13, 2006

Slowjay 

Any oral sex from a woman that is long and drawn out, and the climax is only reached after a considerable period of time. One of the key characteristics of a slowjay is that the woman enters a trance like meditative state during the experience.

I went home from the club with this chick and laid on my back and totally copped a dope slowjay.

Slowjay by slowjaylover January 27, 2011

slowsand 

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.

"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"

slowsand by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018

Slowsky

Someone who takes their time...refuses to rush through life.

A Slowsky may post a mere two or three well thought out tweets in a day instead of hundreds saying little.

Slowsky by angeleyes9 January 3, 2014

slowskys 

Two turtles who consist of Mr. Slowsky, and Mrs. Slowsky. They appear in the new and somewhat old Comcast internet connection commercials.

The slowskys love slow and steady.

slowskys by The Funky Chicken July 2, 2008