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A person who drinks holy water and is hated by most people
person 1:Yo bro Broski did you hear about that slowseakow?

Person 2:yeah bro I saw him drinking holy water in the bathroom
by Slowseacow June 09, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A Femboy that ERP's in high detail, this fool takes care to every detail in his ERP's. Like the wild creature he is, he is known for drinking holy water in bathrooms and banging your friends. If i was to every come across a Slowseakow I would run because he is not very fast. (at all)
Person 1: Woah woah woah don't fuq around with that dude (literally)
Slowseakow: Nah I can handle him
(A few months later)
Slowseakow: …I regret everything…
by BerryBoyyyy February 08, 2021
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