Slowseakow 

A person who drinks holy water and is hated by most people

person 1:Yo bro Broski did you hear about that slowseakow?

Person 2:yeah bro I saw him drinking holy water in the bathroom

Slowseakow by Slowseacow June 9, 2020

Slowseakow 

A Femboy that ERP's in high detail, this fool takes care to every detail in his ERP's. Like the wild creature he is, he is known for drinking holy water in bathrooms and banging your friends. If i was to every come across a Slowseakow I would run because he is not very fast. (at all)

Person 1: Woah woah woah don't fuq around with that dude (literally)
Slowseakow: Nah I can handle him
(A few months later)
Slowseakow: …I regret everything…

Slowseakow by BerryBoyyyy February 8, 2021

Slowseakow 

A very big cutie who is horny 24/7 and loves their gfs

Have you heard of Slowseakow ? The mega simp?

Slowseakow by Simpaas April 21, 2023