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Sloinking (present participle)

A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.
"yo bro I just got back from sloinking your mom in the back of my Subaru WRX, wanna see the video?"
Sloinking by Stelmaria September 21, 2021
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Slinging Grapes

To wish to do someone harm on purpose.
Bitch was slinging grapes at me so I would fail that test.
Slinging Grapes by Dudaism May 15, 2019

Stinking McDooligan 

When you enter a coworkers work space or cubicle, pass terrible, terrible flatulence, then block / hinder individual from leaving, preferably for at least 8 seconds. Not to be confused with a "Dutch oven".
"Dude, I just performed a stinking McDooligan on the new guy. Then I welcomed him to our group."

sminking 

What the doctor in "Rocky Raccoon" is in relation to gin after 8 takes.
Paul: The doctor walked in, sminking of gin- haha, sminking?
sminking by RockyandDan April 29, 2012

Ohio Gum Slinging 

Engaging in sexual relations with a girl who is so much of a tom-boy that she contains all or part of the male anatomy alongside her female anatomy. While banging this girl you will want to tape or have a close friend hold the ball sack out of the way for maximum pleasure.
Dude you been Ohio Gum slinging with that chick yet?
Ohio Gum Slinging by ajgink June 15, 2013

Slinging Pink 

a woman that has a lot of sex "slings pink" or makes her vajina available to lots of dudes
after her boyfriend broke up with her, Margaret was slinging pink all over campus with the hope of getting over him quickly.
Slinging Pink by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009

Sinking Ship 

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management
Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!
Sinking Ship by SlopNChop May 18, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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