Shinking

(verb) to think while taking a shit.

1. I sat there shinking about how to do my three-hour homework in 30 minutes.
2. Yesterday I shunk so hard I came up with a new business plan.

Shinking by Thekillerpebble November 20, 2019

shinking

1. To stagnate and wallow in mediocrity.
2. To become bloated and uncomfortable due to lack of activity.

The profits were shinking due to lackluster sales performance.

Without exercise or doing much needed chores at home, Joanna found her body shinking.

shinking by eruditus June 4, 2007

Shinking

Shopping + Drinking = Shinking
The act of walking through a mall shopping and stopping at bars along the way.

JoJo came to Pennsylvania for our annual pre-Christmas shinking trip.

Shinking by Kbright November 23, 2009

Shinking

When you're lying on the couch in an awkward and uncomfortable position but you can't be bothered turning over.

Origin: The word comes from the swedish word 'skinka' (meaning ham). Ham is slaughtered pig, and being slaughtered can't be very comfortable at all.

-"Man, my back hurts"
-"Why?"
-"I spent the whole evening shinking in front of the TV, I think my spine is twisted"

Shinking by Informalskin March 14, 2008

shinking

to think in the shower

verb: shinking
adverb: shinked
noun: shink
adjective: shinker

I was feeling the water dribble down my back as I was shinking wondering what clothes felt like opposed to what we felt like in them

shinking by red hair babe September 12, 2017

Shinking

The act of a male masturbating oneself while taking a shit.

He kept annoying his colleagues because he was shinking all the time

Shinking by Salade de fruit June 9, 2021

shining east 

To be curious about gay anal sex.

You could tell the new guy was shining east by the way he looked at other men.

shining east by Frutti Tutti June 13, 2016