sloonking

The act of shitting in your hands and then masturbating you or someone else.

Girlfriend: Hey Babe can we sloonk tonight?
You: Let me get the laxatives!
Girlfriend: I love sloonking!

by tristans.lifts May 1, 2024

snooking

necking , smuching, making out

A couple who were sitting two rows ahead of me were hugging and snooking. It was very distracting .

by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

Slookin

The act of being chill and laid back with no care in the world.

“Dude, i’m slookin right now”

by ellie_bell9 May 9, 2019

Scronking

The process of colliding two scrotum together

The act of boinging during sexual intercourse

I love to perform scronking with my love partner

by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020

Slanking

Responding to life's adversities with acceptance, constructive actions and a positive attitude.

My homie committed suicide. The pain is present but we choose to learn from it instead of drowning in sorrow . Increasing our awareness, consciously bonding and empathizing. Being more considerate and helpful with one another. Being thankful for the person he was whilst alive and the teachings his life and death have provided us. —and thus we're slanking.

by DGBE July 27, 2018

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Slowking

A Big nosed nigga that looks like a Grotle
(David otherwise know as sensational gp)

youtube.com/sensationalgp

"STOP ATTACKING ME , I AM NOT A THREAT TO YOU. CATCH THIS STONE EDGE BITCH" - David 2015

( a slowking supporter)

by INHALEDEEZNUTSBICTH April 6, 2016