Definitions by Stelmaria

Sloinking

Sloinking (present participle)

A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.

"yo bro I just got back from sloinking your mom in the back of my Subaru WRX, wanna see the video?"

Sloinking by Stelmaria September 21, 2021

Sloink 

(gerund or present participle)

To have sex with another's mom, or a group of moms in a particularly disrespectful way. If your mom gets sloinked, no one is buying her dinner afterwards. It's traditional to pee on said moms kids afterwards to complete the ritual.

"yo bro, I just got back from sloinking you mom in the backseat of my Subaru. Didn't even give her a ride home"

Sloink by Stelmaria September 17, 2021