slitigation

The process of suing a cunt.

That bitch screwed me over; I'm taking her to court for some slitigation.

by sLou February 03, 2013

slitigation

Courtroom-wrangling regarding either unwanted or improperly-formed/positioned blade-cuts in fabric.

Garfield loves to exercise his "paw-pals" on couches, curtains, and other household -furnishings, and so his owner Jon is always at risk of slitigation from irate homeowners and shopkeepers.

by QuacksO January 29, 2025