3 definitions by Lamont Walker

cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.

After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.

by Lamont Walker May 13, 2016

prickarious

similar to precarious, but most specifically applies to a perilous situation for a penis

If Walter's going home with Sheila he better use a condom or he could end up in a prickarious situation.

by Lamont Walker May 13, 2016

Cunt Shovel

A penis, dick, cock, etc.

She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.

by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016