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A mommy-girlfriend dates men who love being treated like an incapable child.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
by Billy-Soo September 27, 2020
Get the Mommy-girlfriend mug.A man who tries endlessly over the years to get with you. He wants to take you out for dinner and secure a real date.
Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.
You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.
You have no feelings for him.
Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.
You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.
You have no feelings for him.
by Billy-Soo December 22, 2019
Get the Loute mug.I called one of my exbfs (from a year or two ago) to come over last night. We had hot, sad and lonely angry sex. Next morning he was back in the blue bin and I blocked his number for good. (Canadian context applied)
by Billy-Soo September 17, 2019
Get the Blue Bin mug.A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.
He looks okay from behind.
He looks okay from behind.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
Get the Ski-B mug.Actress over 40 years old.
Completely obsessed with plastic surgery and appearance.
Boxed checked on female actors contract.
Completely obsessed with plastic surgery and appearance.
Boxed checked on female actors contract.
Beware, she’s an AOF
by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
Get the AOF mug.Name of a boyfriend who wants to keep you stashed and not tell anyone you are dating. He says he is in love with you.
He calls you by his ex-wife’s name sometimes.
He calls you by his ex-wife’s name sometimes.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
Get the Alastasher mug.The name your call your boss when she lies about your overtime.
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
by Billy-Soo October 24, 2019
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