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Alastasher

Name of a boyfriend who wants to keep you stashed and not tell anyone you are dating. He says he is in love with you.
He calls you by his ex-wife’s name sometimes.
Alastasher calls me every night and complains about work.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
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Calm this mood down

When you are crushing hard on someone who just gives you enough of their attention to keep it up.
No one but him is gonna calm this mood down.
by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
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Kleenex or bounty

Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”

Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
Kleenex or bounty
by Billy-Soo December 8, 2020
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AOF

Actress over 40 years old.

Completely obsessed with plastic surgery and appearance.

Boxed checked on female actors contract.
Beware, she’s an AOF
by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
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Blue Bin

I called one of my exbfs (from a year or two ago) to come over last night. We had hot, sad and lonely angry sex. Next morning he was back in the blue bin and I blocked his number for good. (Canadian context applied)
by Billy-Soo September 17, 2019
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B-Rate Entertainment

Hope I have provided you with some B-Rate Entertainment this evening
When you are single and your best friend is married with 3 kids

You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.

You ask why.

He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.

He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.

He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.

You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.

You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.

You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
by Billy-Soo January 25, 2020
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Loute

A man who tries endlessly over the years to get with you. He wants to take you out for dinner and secure a real date.

Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.

You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.

You have no feelings for him.
That guy is such a loute.
by Billy-Soo December 22, 2019
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