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Alastasher

Name of a boyfriend who wants to keep you stashed and not tell anyone you are dating. He says he is in love with you.
He calls you by his ex-wife’s name sometimes.
Alastasher calls me every night and complains about work.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
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Inverted Ass

The name your call your boss when she lies about your overtime.

She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “

She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.

You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
My boss is such an inverted ass!
by Billy-Soo October 24, 2019
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Sugar Hill

A eutopian place in your mind.
When you want to be with someone so much that you are convinced you will treat each other perfectly.

A fantasy.
Don’t disturb me, I’m living on sugar hill with him right now.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
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Pot Fairy

The lady whom occasionally makes edibles like brownies containing home grown indica.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.
The Pot Fairy is calling!
by Billy-Soo December 15, 2020
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AEC

Avert-Eye-Contact. A man who creeps on you and your girlfriends at work by staring at you all day, trying to catch your eye. You try all day to not make eye contact with him in hopes to shut it down. He’s known to your work girl friend-buddies as AEC.
Hey, AEC’s staring at you again!
by Billy-Soo October 23, 2019
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Calm this mood down

When you are crushing hard on someone who just gives you enough of their attention to keep it up.
No one but him is gonna calm this mood down.
by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
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Kleenex or bounty

Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”

Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
Kleenex or bounty
by Billy-Soo December 8, 2020
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