Amish bed courtship. A form of dating but over night in bed. No sex is involved, just cuddling, kissing and then going to sleep while holding each other.
Hey Emma, how is was your shmunzla with Jacob last night? “Scmunzla is boring my dear sister Rebecca. Jacob smells like day old bacon grease and his has a funny whistle through his nose hairs when he snores”
by Billy-Soo August 05, 2020

by Billy-Soo April 30, 2020

A eutopian place in your mind.
When you want to be with someone so much that you are convinced you will treat each other perfectly.
A fantasy.
When you want to be with someone so much that you are convinced you will treat each other perfectly.
A fantasy.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019

The name your call your boss when she lies about your overtime.
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
by Billy-Soo October 24, 2019

by Billy-Soo January 30, 2020

Tumbleweed forgot to park his car in the lot and left it in the middle of the intersection or during a red light to go into the bar to grab a drink.
by Billy-Soo June 19, 2020

by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
