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Alastasher

Name of a boyfriend who wants to keep you stashed and not tell anyone you are dating. He says he is in love with you.
He calls you by his ex-wife’s name sometimes.
Alastasher calls me every night and complains about work.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
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Calm this mood down

When you are crushing hard on someone who just gives you enough of their attention to keep it up.
No one but him is gonna calm this mood down.
by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
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Kleenex or bounty

Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”

Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
Kleenex or bounty
by Billy-Soo December 8, 2020
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Norelle

She has experienced a lot in her life. She never wants to have kids.
She is a different kind of girl who has a punk rock band, records her own music and videos. She is not afraid to be awesome, yet work let’s her down and does not see the true potential in her.
She is always there when I need someone real. She does no judge as she has been through a lot. She will send you books to read, wise words of encouragement and laugh with you at all the silly stuff in the world.
Hey Norelle, how’s it going?
by Billy-Soo October 9, 2019
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Tumbleweed

A person that retains no thoughts in their head.
Tumbleweed forgot to park his car in the lot and left it in the middle of the intersection or during a red light to go into the bar to grab a drink.
by Billy-Soo June 19, 2020
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Inverted Ass

The name your call your boss when she lies about your overtime.

She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “

She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.

You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
My boss is such an inverted ass!
by Billy-Soo October 24, 2019
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AOF

Actress over 40 years old.

Completely obsessed with plastic surgery and appearance.

Boxed checked on female actors contract.
Beware, she’s an AOF
by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
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