The name your call your boss when she lies about your overtime.
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
My boss is such an inverted ass!
by Billy-Soo October 24, 2019
Keeping up with the guys that keep
texting you after they have expressed interested in you.
They have been honest and told you they are in an open relationship ship, married or not single. They still keep texting you to see what’s up.
It goes against your values, but you are single and later in age and don’t really care about anyone else anymore.
You lay low and not respond for a few days or weeks because you are not a home reacker although you really want them.
The conclusion is that you have no moral compass anymore and curiosity gets the better of you and you text back to see how far they will go.
This all happens after you have already texted them to ‘call me when you are single’.
texting you after they have expressed interested in you.
They have been honest and told you they are in an open relationship ship, married or not single. They still keep texting you to see what’s up.
It goes against your values, but you are single and later in age and don’t really care about anyone else anymore.
You lay low and not respond for a few days or weeks because you are not a home reacker although you really want them.
The conclusion is that you have no moral compass anymore and curiosity gets the better of you and you text back to see how far they will go.
This all happens after you have already texted them to ‘call me when you are single’.
by Billy-Soo November 15, 2019
Been through a difficult relationship.
by Billy-Soo May 05, 2020
Avert-Eye-Contact. A man who creeps on you and your girlfriends at work by staring at you all day, trying to catch your eye. You try all day to not make eye contact with him in hopes to shut it down. He’s known to your work girl friend-buddies as AEC.
by Billy-Soo October 24, 2019
A eutopian place in your mind.
When you want to be with someone so much that you are convinced you will treat each other perfectly.
A fantasy.
When you want to be with someone so much that you are convinced you will treat each other perfectly.
A fantasy.
by Billy-Soo September 20, 2019
A man who tries endlessly over the years to get with you. He wants to take you out for dinner and secure a real date.
Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.
You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.
You have no feelings for him.
Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.
You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.
You have no feelings for him.
by Billy-Soo December 23, 2019
Don’t bring that stupid chickenfish around here, I just got a new tv. You gotta keep those chicken fish out of the equation, chicken fish are trouble .
by Billy-Soo August 02, 2020