Billy-Soo's definitions

Blue Bin

Blue Bin

I called one of my exbfs (from a year or two ago) to come over last night. We had hot, sad and lonely angry sex. Next morning he was back in the blue bin and I blocked his number for good. (Canadian context applied)

by Billy-Soo September 17, 2019

Ski-B

A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.

He looks okay from behind.

He’s nice but that guy’s a Ski-B.

by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019

AOF

Actress over 40 years old.

Completely obsessed with plastic surgery and appearance.

Boxed checked on female actors contract.

Beware, she’s an AOF

by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019

Loute

A man who tries endlessly over the years to get with you. He wants to take you out for dinner and secure a real date.

Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.

You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.

You have no feelings for him.

That guy is such a loute.

by Billy-Soo December 22, 2019

Jump-off

One night stands for girls. When she decides that she never wants to see him again.

...”As long as he wasn’t some one night

jump-off, than you should call him back”

by Billy-Soo April 30, 2020

Kleenex or bounty

Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”

Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.

“Kleenex or bounty”

by Billy-Soo December 8, 2020

Pot Fairy

The lady whom occasionally makes edibles like brownies containing home grown indica.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.

The Pot Fairy is calling!

by Billy-Soo December 15, 2020