Inverted Ass

The name your call your boss when she lies about your overtime.

She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “

She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.

You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
My boss is such an inverted ass!
by Billy-Soo October 24, 2019
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Upkeep

Keeping up with the guys that keep
texting you after they have expressed interested in you.

They have been honest and told you they are in an open relationship ship, married or not single. They still keep texting you to see what’s up.

It goes against your values, but you are single and later in age and don’t really care about anyone else anymore.

You lay low and not respond for a few days or weeks because you are not a home reacker although you really want them.

The conclusion is that you have no moral compass anymore and curiosity gets the better of you and you text back to see how far they will go.
This all happens after you have already texted them to ‘call me when you are single’.
I gotta back load of upkeep to text tonight, call ya back later.
by Billy-Soo November 15, 2019
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Calm this mood down

When you are crushing hard on someone who just gives you enough of their attention to keep it up.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
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Game On

When you have slept repeatedly with your friend’s ex bf.

She was seeing 5 other guys at the time and he meant nothing to her.

She called you drunk to meet at a bar to cock- block him.

You hit it off with him too much and went home with him.

The hook-up relationship continues for weeks after he told you he has no feelings, but always texts you back right away.

You have to see him at work on Monday and don’t know whether to ignore him or not.

So you text him to give him a ‘heads up
and he responds right away and says

“IDK, be polite”
And you respond...okay ....”Game On!”
by Billy-Soo January 20, 2020
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Kleenex or bounty

Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”

Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
“Kleenex or bounty”
by Billy-Soo December 09, 2020
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Treading on tight water

Advancing on a guy whom you have strong feelings for who may or may not have a current girlfriend.
I’ m totall treading on tight waters with him.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
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Chickenfish

A cheap type of women that gets angry easily and trashes your apartment.
Don’t bring that stupid chickenfish around here, I just got a new tv. You gotta keep those chicken fish out of the equation, chicken fish are trouble .
by Billy-Soo August 02, 2020
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