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good slumeritan
A low life/ poor person who snitches on people they know who are involved in illegal activity. They rely on a reward to make ends. Often are friends or family of the ones they snitch on.
good slumeritan by Stoicnician November 15, 2015
Slumerican
Someone, usually poor and from the south, who doesn't judge others, likes to party, likes/has tattoos, cause a little chaos, and has problems with authority.
Stephanie: I met this guy at the party last night. He was kind of a tough bad boy and wore cheap clothes but he was really sweet as well.
Brittany: Sounds like a Slumerican.
Brittany: Sounds like a Slumerican.
Slumerican by Jordan999fire October 7, 2018
Semere
To become real: to become true or existent; to maintain identity of salient characteristics through propagation processes.
Lucy: what's the hardest thing to find these days?
Aaron: real people, everyone is fake nowadays , I wish they were all semere
Aaron: real people, everyone is fake nowadays , I wish they were all semere
Semere by FlowerVase July 29, 2018
shemergency
shemergency by Alana Post September 11, 2005
Per Christian Selmer-Andersen
A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.
If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.
If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.
Per Christian Selmer-Andersen by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022
dirty Siemers
When a person with Siemers as their last name shits in a german shepherd’s mouth then cums on a girls left asscheek while the girl is holding a german flag
dirty Siemers by JJ Sie September 25, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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