slemer 

a new way to say sperm or spermatzoa

Hey baby do ya wanna load of my slemers?

slemer by Logan Lee December 14, 2008

good slumeritan

A low life/ poor person who snitches on people they know who are involved in illegal activity. They rely on a reward to make ends. Often are friends or family of the ones they snitch on.

I know he is my son, but I needed the cash. I'm a good slumeritan first, his mom second.

good slumeritan by Stoicnician November 15, 2015

Slumerican 

Someone, usually poor and from the south, who doesn't judge others, likes to party, likes/has tattoos, cause a little chaos, and has problems with authority.

Stephanie: I met this guy at the party last night. He was kind of a tough bad boy and wore cheap clothes but he was really sweet as well.

Brittany: Sounds like a Slumerican.

Slumerican by Jordan999fire October 7, 2018

Semere

To become real: to become true or existent; to maintain identity of salient characteristics through propagation processes.

Lucy: what's the hardest thing to find these days?
Aaron: real people, everyone is fake nowadays , I wish they were all semere

Semere by FlowerVase July 29, 2018

shemergency 

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

shemergency by Alana Post September 11, 2005

Per Christian Selmer-Andersen

A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.

If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.

Did you hear what Hitler did to the Jews? That's such a Per Christian Selmer-Andersen move.

Per Christian Selmer-Andersen by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022

dirty Siemers 

When a person with Siemers as their last name shits in a german shepherd’s mouth then cums on a girls left asscheek while the girl is holding a german flag

Guy: Hi! Do you want to perform a dirty Siemers with me?
Girl: Yes, i would love that!
Dog: Woof!

dirty Siemers by JJ Sie September 25, 2021