slemer

a new way to say sperm or spermatzoa

Hey baby do ya wanna load of my slemers?

by Logan Lee December 14, 2008

good slumeritan

A low life/ poor person who snitches on people they know who are involved in illegal activity. They rely on a reward to make ends. Often are friends or family of the ones they snitch on.

I know he is my son, but I needed the cash. I'm a good slumeritan first, his mom second.

by Stoicnician November 15, 2015

Slumerican

Someone, usually poor and from the south, who doesn't judge others, likes to party, likes/has tattoos, cause a little chaos, and has problems with authority.

Stephanie: I met this guy at the party last night. He was kind of a tough bad boy and wore cheap clothes but he was really sweet as well.

Brittany: Sounds like a Slumerican.

by Jordan999fire October 7, 2018

Semere

To become real: to become true or existent; to maintain identity of salient characteristics through propagation processes.

Lucy: what's the hardest thing to find these days?
Aaron: real people, everyone is fake nowadays , I wish they were all semere

by FlowerVase July 29, 2018

shemergency

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

by Alana Post September 11, 2005

Per Christian Selmer-Andersen

A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.

If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.

Did you hear what Hitler did to the Jews? That's such a Per Christian Selmer-Andersen move.

by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022

dirty Siemers

When a person with Siemers as their last name shits in a german shepherd’s mouth then cums on a girls left asscheek while the girl is holding a german flag

Guy: Hi! Do you want to perform a dirty Siemers with me?
Girl: Yes, i would love that!
Dog: Woof!

by JJ Sie September 25, 2021