The act of pulling a limp penis out, slathering it in amish made jam/jelly (of your choice) and thwaping a female in the face until said penis is erect.
Tyler: How'd the date go last night?
James: Pretty Badass man katelynne let me give her a pennsylvania slamer!
Tyler: Fuck yeah, The grape jelly is the best.
1. Noun: An online homework answer website that has saved many, many lives and future careers.
2. Verb: The act of copying down entire homework assignments off of www.slader.com
1. You can simply forward my high school diploma to www.slader.com cause that is the only reason I graduated.
2. There is so much fucktion going on in tonights calculus homework, and I need to eat, watch a season of the league, work one out, and then get drunk...so it looks like I will slader the assignment on the way to school in the morning.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.