selmer
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Per Christian Selmer-Andersen
A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.
If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.
If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.
Per Christian Selmer-Andersen by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022
Related Words
selmer • Per Christian Selmer-Andersen • Sellers • Selver • Selfer • selme • seamer • Selleri • Sellersville • sellery
shelmerdine
when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'
shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010
watermelon seller
a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud
comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.
comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.
Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.
watermelon seller by beluga_fish October 9, 2020
best seller
best seller, a bitch IS NOT THE BESTSELLER OF ALL TIME DONT LISTEN TO WHAT IT SAYS BIRDS ARENT GODDAMN REAL SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS I BEAT JOHN CENA IN AN ARM WRESTLING MATCH AND MADE HIM CRY BITCH, I CAN BENCH AS MUCH AS MY DAD
best seller by finsterwald March 29, 2023
Sellers Effect
"My girlfriend was telling me about this John Cale album I think you'd like."
"Are you joking? I was the one who told you about Paris 1919. You're a victim of the Sellers Effect."
"Are you joking? I was the one who told you about Paris 1919. You're a victim of the Sellers Effect."
Sellers Effect by Neil Porkchop October 4, 2023
Indian Seller
A person who proposes that you buy something from them, but upon agreeing to buy, loses all interest in selling their item.
Similar to the definition "Indian Giver" however there was nothing that had been exchanged in this instance.
Typically people who do this have no male genitalia, and abuse the item that they possess by dowsing them in semen...In these instances you're better off keeping your money upon a time comes that you can actually buy an item that isn't riddled with baby batter.
Similar to the definition "Indian Giver" however there was nothing that had been exchanged in this instance.
Typically people who do this have no male genitalia, and abuse the item that they possess by dowsing them in semen...In these instances you're better off keeping your money upon a time comes that you can actually buy an item that isn't riddled with baby batter.
Here is an example, with a name typical of an Indian seller.
David Gregson: "Do you want to buy my iphone?"
Awesome Guy: "Yes"
David Gregson: "I don't want to sell it anymore, I still haven't finished dowsing it in semen"
Awesome Guy: "F**K*NG INDIAN SELLER!"
David Gregson: "Call me names as much as you want, I cant hear you whilst I'm fornicating with my item"
David Gregson: "Do you want to buy my iphone?"
Awesome Guy: "Yes"
David Gregson: "I don't want to sell it anymore, I still haven't finished dowsing it in semen"
Awesome Guy: "F**K*NG INDIAN SELLER!"
David Gregson: "Call me names as much as you want, I cant hear you whilst I'm fornicating with my item"
Indian Seller by Potential Buyer October 11, 2012
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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