sleepcock

To fall asleep jerking off, or while giving someone a handjob.

My boyfriend said I fell asleep giving him a handjob last night. I don't remember that - I must have been sleepcocking again.

by missoldskool September 23, 2016

Skeetcocking

Similar to peacocking but instead of using fancy feathers to impress females, exotic cars, watches, and firearms are displayed.

That guy at work with the Ferrari is really skeetcocking to impress the ladys.

by Neogio September 14, 2017

sleepworking

Performing work while the brain snooze.

It's dangerous to wake Jasmin up when he's sleepworking...

by Hoodlum Slash Aztek144 August 19, 2007

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking]

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

by Herbi January 19, 2009

Slapcockin

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.

If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin

by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

Sleepfucking

Falling asleep while fucking. Sleepfucking somebody can be a hazardous practice since you can get gonorrhea or syphilis by the time you regain consciousness.

Billy went crazy after sleepfucking this girl and getting syphilis.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

sleepfuck

The act of having sex while one of the partners is sleeping. If the partner who is not awake orgasms they will believe it is just a wet dream.

Mary was not happy when she orgasmed believing it was a wet dream when it was really a sleepfuck with John. She is now expecting a child.

by Fletcher Boys January 14, 2007