sleepcock
My boyfriend said I fell asleep giving him a handjob last night. I don't remember that - I must have been sleepcocking again.
sleepcock by missoldskool September 23, 2016
Words you can keep
Skeetcocking
Similar to peacocking but instead of using fancy feathers to impress females, exotic cars, watches, and firearms are displayed.
Skeetcocking by Neogio September 14, 2017
Related Words
sleepcock • Sleep cocking • Sleeprocked • Sleep Cuck • Sleep Socking • slapcock • sleepwoke • sleepbooking • sleepfuck • Sleepsuck
sleepworking
sleepworking by Hoodlum Slash Aztek144 August 19, 2007
sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking]
The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.
Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.
Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.
Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.
Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.
"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."
"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."
"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."
"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."
"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."
sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking] by Herbi January 19, 2009
Slapcockin
Slapcockin by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010
Sleepfucking
Falling asleep while fucking. Sleepfucking somebody can be a hazardous practice since you can get gonorrhea or syphilis by the time you regain consciousness.
Sleepfucking by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
sleepfuck
The act of having sex while one of the partners is sleeping. If the partner who is not awake orgasms they will believe it is just a wet dream.
Mary was not happy when she orgasmed believing it was a wet dream when it was really a sleepfuck with John. She is now expecting a child.
sleepfuck by Fletcher Boys January 14, 2007
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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