sleepfuck

The act of having sex while one of the partners is sleeping. If the partner who is not awake orgasms they will believe it is just a wet dream.

Mary was not happy when she orgasmed believing it was a wet dream when it was really a sleepfuck with John. She is now expecting a child.

sleepfuck by Fletcher Boys January 14, 2007

stepfuck 

People becoming involved with somebody having a ready made family out of a now defunct relationship.

Yo', I gots hooked up with a bangin' bitch and its all good 'cept one of them kids calls me a stepfuck.

stepfuck by jpg3 August 17, 2011

sheepfuck 

a disaster;complete and utter slaughter

massacre

As quoted in no country for old men, "This towns gone to hell first that sheepfuck in the desert..."

sheepfuck by sheep fuck October 5, 2009

sheepfucker 

Sheepfucker: One who would fuck a sheep

You are a dirty sheepfucker

sheepfucker by Jon (NY) December 7, 2004

slapfuck 

Noun A person who has been bitchslapped

Canadian Governor General Adrienne Clarkson bitchslapped the reporter. The poor slapfuck didn't know what hit him.

slapfuck by Duckworth Peslar September 23, 2008

sleepfunk 

The smell one's body emits during a long night's sleep in a closed, stuffy room.

Dude, I went into Jacob's room to borrow a CD and his sleepfunk smelled like hot butt.

sleepfunk by torthy December 4, 2005

Sleepfucking 

Falling asleep while fucking. Sleepfucking somebody can be a hazardous practice since you can get gonorrhea or syphilis by the time you regain consciousness.

Billy went crazy after sleepfucking this girl and getting syphilis.

Sleepfucking by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018