Sleepsuck

Instead of sleepwalking, a person gawks the closest male recipient. sucks penis

Hey man just to let you know I sleepsuck.

by Barnschweigel July 19, 2022

stepsucker

A step parent, either male or female, whom weds someone that has children from a prior failed relationship. The "stepsucker" provides shelter, clothing, food, financial support, stability, etc., etc. to stepchildren that always take yet do not give and are more than willing to live off of someone they resent and have no respect for. The "stepsucker" is permitted the obligation of having to help raise the children but are not allowed to discipline them. Any step parent that is called dad or mom by loving appreciative children is exempt from this definition.

After opening the big expensive presents and tossing the wrapping paper onto the floor the children were asked by their step parent to please pick up the trash and put it in the bin to which the step children replied, " You can't tell us what to do your not our real parent, your just the stepsucker, LOL"

by jpg3 August 9, 2010

sheepfuck

a disaster;complete and utter slaughter

massacre

As quoted in no country for old men, "This towns gone to hell first that sheepfuck in the desert..."

by sheep fuck October 5, 2009

sheepfucker

Sheepfucker: One who would fuck a sheep

You are a dirty sheepfucker

by Jon (NY) December 7, 2004

sleepscaping

When you decide to stay in bed to escape the problems of the real world. Actual sleep is not necessary, simply lying on the bed doing nothing is enough.

- Man, I've got so much on my plate right now, I think I'll just go back to the good old sleepscaping.
- That's rough, buddy.

by strusch May 25, 2017

seersucker

A suit worn in the American south that is typically defined by small blue to navy vertical stripes on a white background. It is worn normally during the summer months as an alternative to the more popular business suit based on its light and cool fabric that is more tolerable to the hot and humid conditions.

Something you would see an lawyer in New Orleans wearing in the mid 1900's. Also sported by Gregory Peck's character Atticus Finch in the movie adaptation of "To Kill a Mockingbird"

Tom - "It is so hot outside Jim, what should i wear to this wedding?"
Jim - "I'm putting on that seersucker I've had in the closet for the past 150 years."

by Matticans March 10, 2007

sleepfunk

The smell one's body emits during a long night's sleep in a closed, stuffy room.

Dude, I went into Jacob's room to borrow a CD and his sleepfunk smelled like hot butt.

by torthy December 4, 2005