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Sparbler 

A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
Frank Carson stood up in his boxer shorts and his sparbler fell out on the floor......
Sparbler by JD Hammond August 24, 2010
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Verb. To bite incompletely through your food causing a piece of that food to drop onto your chin while the remainder of the food is still in the mouth.
While eating a burger the other day I slerbled the pickel and burned my chin.
slerble by Kevin Freels (D) January 19, 2008
To entrap someone's genitalia in the sucking end of a Dirt Devil or other vacuum device in a tragic but hilarious accident.
While vacuuming the couch cushions, Pam accidentally snarbled Jim who was sitting on the couch.
snarble by snarblarzor122 January 12, 2011

snarbles 

an incredibly funny cartoon, created by a deliciously funny man.
damn, that snarbles cartoon was funny.
snarbles by sean November 15, 2003

Scarble Diction Daddy 

Sex banana
Matt is my scarble diction daddy
verb, -bled, -bling, noun
–verb (used without object)
1. to make up words that sound legitimate.
1. attempt to deceive by making up words that have the phonetic appearance of legitimate ones (as if to avoid being challenged in the game of scrabble)
He is often scarbling to enrich his claustrophobic vocabulary.

I scarble every time i get dealt an impossible set of letters.
scarble by florin ille December 16, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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