slarble

To perform oral sex (typically fellatio) with passionate, sloppily moist abandon. Used as a noun, "blowjob".

That football captain is hot as fuck. All the gays want to slarble him even though he's an asshole.

by Trickla Bickla February 22, 2021

Sparbler

A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.

Frank Carson stood up in his boxer shorts and his sparbler fell out on the floor......

by JD Hammond August 24, 2010

slerble

Verb. To bite incompletely through your food causing a piece of that food to drop onto your chin while the remainder of the food is still in the mouth.

While eating a burger the other day I slerbled the pickel and burned my chin.

by Kevin Freels (D) January 19, 2008

snarble

To entrap someone's genitalia in the sucking end of a Dirt Devil or other vacuum device in a tragic but hilarious accident.

While vacuuming the couch cushions, Pam accidentally snarbled Jim who was sitting on the couch.

by snarblarzor122 January 12, 2011

snarbles

an incredibly funny cartoon, created by a deliciously funny man.

damn, that snarbles cartoon was funny.

by sean November 15, 2003

Scarble Diction Daddy

Sex banana

Matt is my scarble diction daddy

by TacoisMyScarbleDictionDaddy November 25, 2019

scarble

verb, -bled, -bling, noun
–verb (used without object)
1. to make up words that sound legitimate.
1. attempt to deceive by making up words that have the phonetic appearance of legitimate ones (as if to avoid being challenged in the game of scrabble)

He is often scarbling to enrich his claustrophobic vocabulary.

I scarble every time i get dealt an impossible set of letters.

by florin ille December 16, 2008