A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good ladywife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
Frank Carson stood up in his boxer shorts and his sparbler fell out on the floor......
Verb. To bite incompletely through your food causing a piece of that food to drop onto your chin while the remainder of the food is still in the mouth.
verb, -bled, -bling, noun
–verb (used without object)
1. to make up words that sound legitimate.
1. attempt to deceive by making up words that have the phonetic appearance of legitimate ones (as if to avoid being challenged in the game of scrabble)
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.