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Sharbles

The poop marbles that slip out of your dog while walking half hunched and land on the sidewalk or street because you're not willing to let your dog take a dump in your neighbor's yard.
A pent up walk with Scooby resulted in a sidewalk peppered with steaming, rolling, sharbles.
by Limerickerintherear July 24, 2017
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sharbles

Shit that is formed into the shape of small marbles.
I filled the toilet with tons of sharbles.
by bsslegel March 13, 2010
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Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
by Shartilingus October 3, 2011
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absolute shambles

The Leicester City FC soccer player, Jamie Vardy, considered the fact that the team's manager got fired after a loss as absolute shambles.
by Light_Soul March 26, 2017
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Shamblesgrove

This is what happens when a girl with a fetish for hair attacks a man at the bar by ripping his top few buttons in order to determine how much hair she is actually dealing with. If the level of hairiness pleases the woman, she will eventually sleep with the guy.
Jesus Charles, what happened to you last night?

I was Shamblesgroved.
by yooniverse187 June 29, 2009
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absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012
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