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When your dick has been flattened out with a hammer or mallet etc. then your dick is now slabbet
last night this bitch hammered my dick into a slabbet
slabbet by Babyface Doutrive July 27, 2006
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Stablett 

a random word for one of thes captcha things. this word nao belongs to miyu freqalien myusik thank yu very much.
stablett is a rad word
Stablett by freqAlien July 7, 2011
a word that is usually used when someone it's not doing "fundamental" or normal things
-Do you eat sour cream along with Polenta?
-No
-What a Slabete
slabete by Covr1g January 9, 2021
A small/short but slaggy person. Eg exposed cheast and short skirt.
Person One: Wow, she is so small.
Person Two: Her Boobs are hanging out though.
Person One: Yeah she is such a Slaglet.
Slaglet by Bramble Berry March 23, 2011
when wee mates drink too much proper gotta slable a good one to thy wives
Cam slabled saved his relationship gotta makes sure ya boys ain’t slable like me boy cam
slable by mecuntsauce October 8, 2020

Slabelet 

A funny round slightly boxy a bit tall just slightly smaller than a regular square in a game.
Player 1: Bro that slabelet is kinda funny

Player 2: Wydm its just a regular Slabelet

Player 3: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Slabelet by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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