Performed in a professional office environment...when a co-worker is on the phone, you blow your hole right in his or her ear with a rippling fart creating confusion and akward panic for both people in conversation.
"I was taking an order over the phone when he dropped a detroit slapshot on my shoulder."
A drinking game. Comprised of a set of people standing in a circle. One person at a time takes a shot of alcohol, and is immediately slapped in the face as hard as possible by the person to their left.
The person to the right of the person who was just slapped then takes a shot, and the process is continued. It is preferable if this game is video taped. Created by Malcom Murfin.
A male takes his penis and dips it in maple syrup. He then approaches a female, who gets down on her knees. The man then winds up, and slaps her in the face with his maple glazed boner.
Aww man her face was so sticky and bruised after that canadian slapshot last night, lol.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!